Take 3 flwrfrf daily, but whatever you do, don't murble fjldf or cwfft.

A Chilean man, returned from the hospital, reads the doctor's note: "patient dies -- 13 hours." The man, his family, and his neighbors watch the clock nervously, fearful, crying. When the man returns to the hospital for clarification, he finds that he's perfectly healthy, and that his doctor just has sloppy handwriting.