Friday, July 19, 2002

Everybody loves a sedentary pet.

Tired of feisty, playful feline shenanigans? Wish your cat was more obese and dim-witted? You're in luck!
According to CNN, Meow Mix wants to produce a television show for cats. It would feature "squirrels, bouncing balls, birds and all the things cats love to watch." Plus, presumably, endless advertising aimed at cat owners.

1 comment:

  1. When FISH (Feline Interactive Shopping from Home) premieres,
    you shouldn't be suprised that boxes of catnip mice and tuna start showing
    up at your doorstep. Touch tone phones were all a plot by our operatives
    to make phones easy to dial for feline paws.
    You exist to service us.
    -- Fluffy of Borg