Tired of feisty, playful feline shenanigans? Wish your cat was more obese and dim-witted? You're in luck!
According to CNN, Meow Mix wants to produce a television show for cats. It would feature "squirrels, bouncing balls, birds and all the things cats love to watch." Plus, presumably, endless advertising aimed at cat owners.
Friday, July 19, 2002
Everybody loves a sedentary pet.
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When FISH (Feline Interactive Shopping from Home) premieres,
ReplyDeleteyou shouldn't be suprised that boxes of catnip mice and tuna start showing
up at your doorstep. Touch tone phones were all a plot by our operatives
to make phones easy to dial for feline paws.
You exist to service us.
-- Fluffy of Borg